i loved you once,
you loved me not,
i loved you twice,
but then i thought,
you dont love me,
and never will,
but even so,
i love you still!!!

Style of break up:
Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST 

Funny sms ...
Boy to Shopkeeper: Hi, I am looking for valentine card written on it
"YOU ARE ONLY MY 1ST AND LAST LOVE"
Shopkeeper: Yes, We have this ....
.
.
Boy: Ok, Please give me 3 of those cards

No wonder why the word WOMEN starts with the letter ’W’
That is because all questions start with ’W’ !!
Why ?
Who ?
When ?
What ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
and Finally Wife !!

Never ask a lady about her age!
Never ask a man about his salary!
And now-a-days ....
Never ask a student about his percentage ....
.
Because it hurts !!!!

Things most girls do in an Exam Hall....
Tuck hair behind ears
Answering questions ....
Change the empty refill
Thinking and writing ... then ...
Asking teacher for Extra Sheet
Again keep writing & answering questions ...
.
Things most boys do in an Exam Hall
First looking how many girls in the same Hall
Check out the young Lady supervisor
Looking at the Exam paper .............. ???!!!!!...
Counting how many doors & windows in the Hall
Revising the Location of Chits in d Pockets !!
Little writing then ,,
Seeing the Brand Name of the Pen
Asking teacher to explain questions
Looking at the watch ,,,,
Regretting wasting the last night studying
Finally thinking to study well in the next Exam
.
And After the Exam.......
.
Girl: looking like she’s having a hard time with the Exam, saying:
You know exam was a bit hard, I don’t know what I did, I am afraid to fail (that means 80+ Marks)
.
Boys: looking like everything is fine, saying:
It was not too bad you know.. I think I’ll pass !

Girl: Who is more beautiful Me or Moon?
boy: I Don’t really Know but I know
when I see you I totally forget the Moon
and when I see the Moon I remember You